Wednesday, February 25, 2009

erotic trivia (part 3)

EROTIC THESAURUS:


(Note: There are 4 primary needs man should acquire to survive. They are food, water, shelter and sex. Sex, although last in the list, is very important for man's survival. For it is here we propagate our species. In fact, it is so important that man has devised many things, including in the realm of language, to be creative in sex. The following words written here are a series of collected words that define the human sexual anatomy and sexual acts in a whole new light. Used by many people around the world in which I compiled and collected, to show to others how humans look upon sex according to culture and upbringing. Enjoy reading!)

Legs - pipes, gams, stems, pillars.

Vagina - beaver, cunt, pussy, lather maker, lamp of love, little sister, maid, lucky-bag,
milkpail, masterpiece, maryjane, money-bank, mole catcher, molly's hole,
mossy bank, thankless mouth, mustard pott, honeypot, mutton roast, needle case,
nether eye, nether lips, nest, niche, old hat, omnibus, oyster, palace of pleasure,
peculiar river, penwiper, pleasure-boat, plum tree, portal of bliss, pulpit, purse, queen
of holes, seed quente, ring, rose, rufus, saddle, seed plot, scabbard, semi-socket, south
pole, sperm sucker, split flig, sugar bason, temple of venus, tit-mouse, tool chest,
treasury of love, underworld, undertaker, vineyard, vestry, water gate of life, wicket,
workshop, pouch, flower, quim, gash, slit, cunny, cooze, fount, candy box, fanny,womanhood, pudendum, cunnus, divine monosyllable, arbor, attick, crack, l' autre chose, bit of fish, bottomless pit, bower of bliss, brown madam, shakespeare's circle, earl of rochester's bull's eye, cock alley, confessional, cranny, cunnikin, cuntkin, cupid's alley, diddly-pont, doodle-case, dormouse, duck-pond, dumb-oracle, dyke, everlasting wound, eye that weeps most when best pleased, fortress, faucet, fiddle, flapdoodle, fly-trap, fountain of love, funniment, furrow, gap, garden of eden, gravy giver, gold finch's nest, grove, grotto, ivory gate, itchin jenny, jacob's ladder, jampott, jellybag, jewel, vulva, yoni, east indies, passion fruit, cake, cunnicle, nether orifice, maidenhead, mink, lady's place, trap, sheathe, garden hedge, butterfly wings, mani (Filipino slang), muff, twat, oasis, freshbaked (virgin), stash, beaver, pattycake.

Copulate - humping, fucking, pounding, swive, rump, fornicate, flaining, soar, tryst, ream, porking, screwing, shafting.

Panties - knickers.

Prostitute - whores, ho, bitch, night walker, lady of the night, tart, flossie, slut, wanton, trollop, minx, vixen, hust.

Orgasm - cumming, spasm, flash, gush, ooze, love juice, flash.

Clitoris - nubbin, damsel, clit, love button, winkle, stiff, nympha.

Breast - tits, knockers, globes, mountains, teats, melons, balloons, pears, bossom, bust, dugs,
jugs, hillocks, snorkels, bubbies, knobbles, warheads, bazookas, bumpers.

Anus - arse, ass, peach, bottom, arsehole, buttocks, cheeks, moons, bum, bumhole, prune,
chocolate starfish, back entrance, tradesman entrance, croup, crack, bun, nates, fesses,
crupper, globes, butsy.

Penis - dick, cock, love staff, prick, stiffie, sword, pole, rod, one eyed snake, lollipop, peewee,
member-for-cockshire, bushwacker, pillicock, knob, pea vine, shaft, manhood, willie,
banana, phallus, life tree, truncheon, broomstick, knobkerry, cork, slicer, digger, zubb (arabic), zork, pike, johnny.

Pubic Hair - pubes, mink, bush.

Masturbate - diddle, wank.

Testicles - balls, orbs, nuts.

Cunnilingus - icing licker.

Sodomy - bumming, arse fucking, cornholing, bum fuck, bugger.

Felatio - cocksuck, bj, blowjob.

Monday, February 23, 2009